There's a big holler tree down the road here from me 
where ya lay 
down a dollar er two. Well you go round the bend and 
when you come 
back again there's a jug full o' good ole mountain dew 

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that 
refuse it are few. 
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some 
good ole mountain dew. 

Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short, he 
measures about four 
foot two, but he thinks he's a giant when you give him 
a pint of that 
good ole mountain dew. 

Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume. It 
had such a 
sweet smellin' pew, but to her surprise, when she had 
it analyzed, it 
was nothin but good ole mountain dew. 

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Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high, 
said his wife 
had been down with the flu, and he thought that I ought 
just uh sell him 
a quart of that good ole mountain dew. 

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Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill where he 
runs of a gallon 
or two. Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they 
can't fly from 
smellin' the good ole mountain dew. 

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that 
refuse it are few. 
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some 
good ole mountain dew.