I am he as you are he As you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky See how they run I'm crying... Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come You get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied. I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...