No one in this party's having any fun tonight And I'd do anything just to make it alright No, it isn't always quite so boring in this town I've played all my favorite records but nobody's getting down 'Cause you can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party but For you I'll try All the way from Brooklyn Sally came to see me I'll throw you a party I gave my guarantee But Michael's far too drunk He's watching Youtube videos And I'll be in the corner Reading poetry and prose 'Cause you can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party but For you I'll try For you I'll try so hard To make you see It ain't so bad In Mississippi "How could you leave New York for this?," she said Well honey we don't have to dance Let's kiss instead 'Cause you can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party but For you I'll try You can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party You can't force a dance party but For you I'll For you I'll For you I'll Try