Meet me in the townie bar For happy hour he said See him playing electric guitar Drunk and alone on his bed He's smoking reefer every day now His tastes are awfully high brow College town boy Get off your ass and do something College town boy How does it feel to be nothing? No I'm only hanging 'round here Until grad school he swore Oh he's lived all over this town He's worked in every store There must be something in the Water here There must be something in the Beer College town boy Get off your ass and do something College town boy How does it feel to be nothing? Since graduation day he feels Like a fraud He still regrets he never studied abroad He's never been to Paris Never to Prague Oh my God College town boy Get off your ass and do something College town boy How does it feel to be nothing? How does it feel to be nothing? How does it feel to be nothing? I wouldn't know