My fragile mind played tricks on me Lead my heart to believe she was my bride to be Rumours came and crept into my ears I took her out to the countryside in my rusted Cavalier And I put her six feet under She's in the Dandenongs I put her six feet under, your honour And I'm feeling better that she's gone Does that make me a bad man? Well I guess it does But I still send birthday cards to my dear old mah And I'll eat this prison food away from society And I'll do my best to keep the other inmates outside of me And I put her six feet under She's in the Dandenongs I put her six feet under, your honour And I'm feeling better that she's gone When I leave this world, darling, I'm going straight to hell But they tell me the Devil is a bad man too and that we're gonna get along quite well And we'll drink and smoke and swear and spit into the fires But you'll be there all the while 'cause you're a goddamn liar (Oh no he didn't!) And I put her six feet under She's in the Dandenongs I put her six feet under, your honour And I'm feeling better that she's gone