If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all 
Hangin' by a thread from the edge of the world 
Feel I'm about to fall 
Rain fallin' on the day I was born 
Under a bad sign, shoved into a bind 
Down, down like a flaming falling star 
If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all 
Hard luck champion 
I got my hands in my pocket 
But there ain't no money 
Hard luck champion 
Night prowler, sicker than a dog 
Smilin' through a fang smile, rotten to the core 
Shame, shame, got no middle name 
Got me twenty rabbit feet, but still I lose the game 
Hard luck champion 
I got my hands in my pocket 
But there ain't no money 
Hard luck champion 
Like a bee in the hive 
But there ain't no honey 
Hard luck 
Hard luck 
Hard luck 
If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all 
Well, there's winners and there's losers 
Sinners and choosers 
Dirty grins and innocent blues 
Which one are you? 
Damn shame, it seems that we're the same 
With a four leaf clover and a lucky charm 
We just can't shake the pain