Did you tell them I was comin'? Did you tell them I'm new here? Can we stop and buy some flowers? 'Cause I feel bad, I just bought beer What if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun Met a girl, she's a florist And, oh, so modest about her career But her boyfriend could talk for us He's an eagle pioneer What if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun I've been called robotic And tense to name a few So I'm tryin' my best to be soft Around the edges just for you What if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun This isn't a party It's a social interview It determines my hierarchy Between the strong and those confused What if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun I'm an actor with a loaded gun