The other afternoon at about half past two I got an inquiry from some company Nutaku About a game they had, perhaps I'd like to rap for it It's all straight forward, but there may be one small asterisk Namely, it was aimed at adults and thus was vaguely explicit But come on, that isn't really enough to dissuade me, is it? Then I saw the trailer of this thing, looked like a risky click Which made me turn it down but turned around just like a misty flip Sitting considering sticking my chip into the mystery dip Then thinking, "Heck, I need the content and it could be sick, It could be funny", so I run them up and said, yeah kiss me quick And now I'm writing this while sipping whiskey, this is pretty slick So if you'll allow us, then I'll use my vocal talents To make this overwhelming adult game look so composed and balanced Like the flows and raps I'm using to promote this gash Who else could berate a game in exchange for loads of cash? You are the wielder of the sacred sword Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war You are the wielder of the sacred sword It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art) Welcome to the land of Midgardia Full of women and you're the head guardian None of the are nanas that have knit cardigans So man it's like a neckbeard kid's Narnia Hit harder than the thing in your palm When you're thinking your mom isn't in, bring it on Still can't believe that I'm singing this song But I'm so far deep in that it'd be wrong To pull out now, if your wife finds you playing Then tonight you'll be laying on a pull out couch Look out, ow, weapons are aimed Where's the line between pleasure and pain? When you find it things are never the same Like treading on the tail of a venomous snake Like every line I'm fed up of saying I need something new to get up again Something unfamiliar, get ahead of the game I'm done with vanilla, I'm ready for change Ready for mods, ready for patches Ready to level up and get a bit batshit Get a bit impassioned, I'm built for it The weapon is fashioned, hilt to tip From my flesh and blood, not rock or metal but I'm getting wood You are the wielder of the sacred sword Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war You are the wielder of the sacred sword It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art) This game is clearly indicative of the male gaze But that is not to say this isn't for male gays Or female gays or straights or those across the spectrum Whether willy, vag or rectum, I totally respect them My mind is open like I poked it with a speculum I'm learning from the school of life, till I know the curriculum I'm into isometric gaming and I like electric ladyland And this combines the racy bits of each one to make me stand To attention, fuel the engine, overheating, I need to reduce the tension There's a few women who I'd mention, but I won't 'cause I don't want to offend them I'm not aiming to start wars, but ay, this game is hardcore It could be what my YouTube channel got a black mark for You are the wielder of the sacred sword Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war You are the wielder of the sacred sword It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art)