Watch that spider in the bathroom sink Hes a better friend than you might think So let him spin his web in peace He catches creepy crawly things I never fall asleep at night I never get the chance My thoughts won't stop spinning round They dance and dance and dance Watch each hair on your head turn gray Look out the window and count your days One two four five six seven eight There ain't much to love and there's plenty to hate I never fall asleep at night I never get the chance My thoughts won't stop spinning round They dance and dance and dance Look at that bone-yard over there You can see it out the window from the kitchen chair I wanna see my name carved in one of them stones I wanna be part of them rottin' bones I never fall asleep at night I never get the chance My thoughts won't stop spinning round They dance and dance and dance