One night down there in Boston, Down there in Cleveland square There was a sound that came out, It came out of nowhere And the bar manager greeted us And he said ‘you’re late’ About the contract, It was sent back and there were a few changes late The opening band had gear that worked And all their t-shirts matched They took the stage and they sounded like Rage Against The Machine and they Kicked our asses... That band says they’re big in Europe That band says they’re big in Japan That band says they’re gonna do it I don’t know that I don’t believe them Then you called out from side stage and said don’t you know Any Billy ‘Piano Man’ Joel You raged all through the night and through the smoke and you called it back And you said ‘please don’t go for anymore, I don’t think I can keep track of myself’ That band says they’re big in Europe That band says they’re big in Japan That band says they’re gonna do it I don’t know that I don’t believe them