We chatted, oh so nicely ... as we sipped our French cafe' 
On an olde English table in the good olde USA 
The martians were landing on a statue in the bay 
But I didn't get a chance to watch the news today 

Oh, yes we're being invaded 
I really don't know why 
But I can see it in the sky 
Oh, yes we're being invaded 
I really do not care 
It might be better over there 
I ask you, now, who knows? 

I tried to phone up mommy but the lines were all tied up 
So I wrote a short letter that I thought was quite enough 
They started coming toward me and I waved a short, "Hello" 
They said, "You're coming with us!" and I said, "Well, let's go!"