If I was the man she thinks I could be I wouldn't come 'round buying your whiskey Picking my brand from your nicotine wall If I was that man you wouldn't know me at all But I'm one of the regulars ringin' your bells I walk through the door and you reach for the shelves Yeah, you know what I'm after, you know what I need Though she's given' me hell and keeps threatening to leave But it ain't you business to worry 'bout me I'm just one of the regulars If she has her wish, I'd already be home Instead I'm out of my way, ignoring my phone Hell, I know it ain't right and she deserves more Than customer of the year at this old liquor store Still, I'm one of the regulars ringin' your bells I walk through the door and you reach for the shelves Yeah, you know what I'm after, you know what I need Though she's given' me hell and keeps threatening to leave But it ain't you business to worry 'bout me I'm just one of the regulars I'm just one of the regulars I am who I am and I ain't who I ain't I smoke what I smoke and I drink what I drink Lord knows she's begged me to change but I can't How I've tried... Still, I'm one of the regulars ringin' your bells I walk through the door and you reach for the shelves Yeah, you know what I'm after, you know what I need Though it's breakin' her heart and she's threatening to leave But it ain't your fault. Don't feel sorry for me I'm just one of the regulars Yeah, I'm one of the regulars Yeah, I'm one of the regulars