Well I've never been to Colorado 
Or had a Rocky Mountain high 
And I've never seen the Denver Broncos 
Or watched a tumbleweed blow by 

But I've got a 42 inch TV 
High definition, crystal-clear 
200 channels beamin' from above 
Yeah, I can see the world from here 
I can see the world from here 

Well I've never been to New York City 
Or took a stroll through Central Park 
I've never waved up at that lady in the Harbor 
Or been on Broadway after dark 

But I've got a new laptop computer 
A bluetooth speaker in my ear 
A wireless connection to anywhere I want 
Yeah, I can see the world from here 
I can see the world from here 

Lately I've been gettin' bigger, 
They say it's lack of exercise 
Yeah, the double chins keep creepin' in the mirror, 
I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise 

But I bought an elliptical trainer 
It's got a built-in plasma screen 
Now I can get my cardio with my MTV 
Yeah, you gotta love technology 
You gotta love technology 

I've never been to Colorado 
And I probably never will 
Yeah I do all my travelin' by remote controls 
And I'm as happy as can be here sittin' still 
Yeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rug 
Happy like a pickin' bud 
Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind just sittin still