She's a psycho bitch from hell Sucking on a pale male She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck She's hairy as a pissing link Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink And the nicest thing she's ever said to me was you suck The only mood she's ever in was a bad mood That just seemed to go from bad to worse All she ever cared about was a shot of Jose Cuervo and And a good ass whoopin is what the old gal deserves She's a psycho bitch from hell Sucking on a pale male She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck She's hairy as a pissing link Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink And the nicest thing she's ever said to my momma was your boy sucks oh yeah Well her mom is still in jail ain't no way her big ass ever jumping bail And her whole family thinks Bob Saget's Her little sister ain't much of a looker She had to give up her dreams about being a hooker Cause ain't nobody lonely enough to give that girl money She's a psycho bitch from hell Sucking on a pale male She gets drunk car load a white trash walks like a duck She's hairy as a pissing link Her twelve d wide big and paste they stink And the nicest thing she ever said to me She called me at home last Christmas Eve Said if you don't get me out of jail I'm going to sneak in your house and kill your whole family I told you man that woman is crazy