Folks, now here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoochie coocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart a big as a whale Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho) Hi de hi de hi (Hi de hi de hi) Hee de hee de hee (Hee de hee de hee) Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho) Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smokey He loved her, though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown And showed her how to kick the gong around (Showed her how to kick the gong around) Ho de ho (Ho de ho) Hi de hi (Hi de hi) Whoa de whee whoa (Whoa de whee whoa) Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho) She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home made of gold and steel And a diamond car with a platinum wheel Ho de whoo de way (Ho de whoo de way) Oh, Minnie (Oh, Minnie) Hey, hey (Hey, hey) Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho) He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted 'em out a million times Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho) Hi de hi de hi (Hi de hi de hi) Hee de hee de hee (Hee de hee de hee) Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho)