Welcome to Norway 
Well shake it up and fizzle it out, call it what you will 
There's nothing quite like getting out of your face to stop you felling ill... 
But the next day you're out there and you're still stoned 
Your only seeing policemen, you're feeling all alone 
You need a dose of vitamins, you need some H2O 
Concentration comes too fast and then it tends to go 
And if you get all stoned again the whole thing just repeats 
So pull it up and wake it up with arms and legs and feet 
Then you get to be so knackered cos, you're doing this and that 
You need to quit the madness, re-learn how to relax 
By the time you've reached the point at which you've lost the will to rush 
You'll be so relaxed that next day, you'll be doing twice as much! 
So pour it down or cook it up, call it what you can 
There's nothing quite like food and drink to stop you going mad 
But the next day you're out there and you're still full 
Of alcohol, cholesterol, wind and piss and drool 
You need a pile of tablets, you need a place to sit 
The time it takes to run around has shrunk and doesn't fit 
Then gradually you lose the speeds 
Of fast and slow and ideas feed 
From work to play until the need 
To set the gap has gone 
So until then I think I'll spend 
The week re-living the weekend 
And vice-versa he's off again 
Now where's that chorus gone? 
Open it up or close it down but take it when you go 
Cos there's nothing quite like going away to a place you hardly know 
And having a session of mental regress - yes yes 
I think we get the point... joint?! Pint?! 
O - S - L - O 
Good night!