You can't trust anyone nowadays ... Brown shirts don't make it ... I'm not so brave and I'm not too crazy And I'd rather be a coward than pushing up daisies Never rocked the boat, never tipped the scales Never got off the fence, never had that much to say So when I get a leather glove across my face I say 'yes sir, no sir, whatever you say sir' And when the Nazis stop me Shouting 'get out your pass book' I say 'yes sir, yes sir' I don't trust to luck Who'd Adam and Eve it They're rationing clothes And where they find a molehill a mountain grows So please, no pictures 'cause the snap you took They'll take it as a sign Jesus H Christ--just my luck You can't trust anyone nowadays You can't trust anyone nowadays I'd stay at home and sit it out But in a dirty world you need a launderette Two short minutes I look the other way Some bastard robbed me blind You can't trust anyone nowadays