Just take a ticket It takes you nowhere They saw us coming It’s them and us here Just keep your voice down And light another I am a patient girl I wait, I wait, I wait It’s not your money Don’t call me stupid! Not big or clever Mean can mean awkward It’s wigan pier here I’m not for jumping See candid camera Sees next to nothing You keep me waiting ... I keep on shouting! My letterbox knows Bangers and bad news Good morning campers - Sees queues & queues & queues They spell my name wrong It’s not far art’s sake And every truth told Black mark on black mark You love to chew on This bread and butter You crunch your numbers And push your papers Pile-up on pile-up Malicious bad turns I’ll light another Slow fuses, slow burn You keep me waiting ... I keep on shouting!