G D Have a word with your Patron SaintAmi C Cover up the cracks with a lick of paintG D All the exits are all double-lockedAmi C GDAmi Because St Sebastian sways but doesn't rock Here's to you - you put up a fight You're the last to leave, now turn out the light You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife Now the Ordnance Survey is mapping out your lifeEmi G D Look at the small print: it's what we agreed -Emi G D Sign your name before we teach you how to readG D Ami C This is the land, the Land of Do What You're ToldG D Ami C The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the foldG D Ami C Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be soldG D Ami C This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told I'm a celebrity - let me in here One last jump from the end of the pier We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone Look at the small print: it's what we agreed - Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told With a little lip service to breaking the mould Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told (We're going on strike for twelve per cent We're not downhearted yet They're filming it all for a reality show So twelve per cent we'll get)