A Man walks into a bar 
He Says, "Give me a Bacardi and Coke." 
The back of beyond repair 
Welcomes the broken and the broke 
The latter hitches a ride 
On the back of second-hand smoke 
And the man, 
Well he'd be the punch line 
In someone elses Joke 

I'll beat this drink 
It's a habit I'll kick 
Please help me now 
I'm gonna be sick 
Something hit me 
I wound up on the floor 
Damn this Bacardi 
I don't want anymore 

A Man walks into a think-tank 
Full of Hooch and future sales 
Mixing wish lists with extension plans 
Reap Guantanamo Jail 
Smell the solid beach 
And a whiff of cannot fail 
And a guilt trait shop with goblets 
Dripping cutthroat cocktails 
And they drink a toast to Florida 
And all its air-conditioned homes 
And they damn the health of Cuba 
And they damn its fortified Rum 
He sips a calamatar olive 
Spits out the stone 
And He mimics crushing people 
Between forefinger and thumb 

I'll beat this drink 
It's a habit I'll kick 
Please help me now 
I'm gonna be sick 
Something hit me 
I wound up on the floor 
Damn This Bacardi 
I don't want anymore 

The first man wakes up in the same bar 
But it's different as in a dream 
Infact it's someone else's dream 
Clean sheets & New Regime 
Fetal burns as Nero romes 
Give the bar a zip code 
Cya 
Cya 
See You 
And it's one more for the road 

I'll beat this drink 
It's a habit I'll kick 
Please help me now 
I'm gonna be sick 
Something hit me 
I wound up on the floor 
Damn this Bacardi 
I don't want anymore(4x)