Little girl, little girl Life's no fairy tale Doctors get diseases Criminals make bail Little girl, little girl Little boy, little boy Tell me something I don't know What makes a lamp a Tiffany What makes the flower grow Little boy, little boy Little boy, little boy Can you play the violin My daddy's got a string quartet And my heart belongs to him Little boy, little boy Little girl, little girl I can tune a baby grand My heart it sings a symphony I'm a one-man marching band Little girl, little girl Little boy, little girl Little girl, little boy