If Bukowski was good looking
And Napoleon was tall
If Joan of arc just took her meds
She'd be a movie star
If up was down and down was up
Imagine where we'll be
The New York Dolls would still be here
Music would be free
I'll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land of time forgotten
I'll be High as Johnny Thunder
Romeo and Juliet had a couple kids
Shakespeare would be at the Dome and I'll be President
Id sit there with my feeder, all hours of the night
I'll be talking to my baby,i said baby lets not fight
I'll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land of time forgotten
I'll be High as Johnny Thunder
If family stay together
I have a window seat
All the children of the world
They had enough to eat
If jet-lag was a virtue
Shit ill be virtuous
To get back in your pants
I'm a hijacker sitting first
I'll be High as Johnny Thunders
In the land of time forgotten
I'll be High as Johnny Thunder
