Dead grass needs water
Stocked pond needs a bobber
Tip jar needs a dollar when they're bendin' them six-strings
But there's nothin' Jack Daniels
90 proof, can't handle
From a shot glass to a handle
Damn right, it can fix things
Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it
If the break up's been a bummer
You're catchin' tan lines in the summer
Or just tryin' to get her number
Say, "Bartender, hit me," and
Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it
It makes it better, don't it?
I got some if you want it
If you want it, come on and
Pour some whiskey on it
Pour some whiskey on it
Pour some whiskey on it
All good vibes, no B-sides
Wanna stay 'til they shut us downers
Get louder and louder
Pour some whiskey on it
I'm thinkin' about drinkin'
Wanna know where the party crowders
Throwin' downers, small towners are takin' a sip
For a good time or a bad night or an ex-wife
Pour some whiskey on it
Yeah, pour some whiskey on it
Pour some whiskey on it
