The world's shut down, honey
And I'm feelin' friskaaay
We been contactless too long
I want your berries
Let's get a little busaaay
Cause we're locked inside this home

Sexy spin
Hair comes down
What else are we gonna do?
We can't go out!
But 9 months in
He came out
I don't know what we were ever thinkin' bout

This Quarantine Baby
Why?
Quarantine Baby
Why?!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyyyyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby

Smells likeraw diapers
And it sounds like colic
Why'd we go from 1 to 2???
I need more wipers!
And the laundry folded
What the hell we gonna do?

Milk came in
Poop came out
And our 3 year old has started acting out

Quarantine Baby
Why?
Quarantine Baby
Why?!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyyyyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby

Quarantine Baby
Why?
Quarantine Baby
Why?!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby
Whyyyyyyy???!!!
Quarantine Baby
Why???

I just wanna sleep in
He just keeps on peein'
Quarantine Baby, why???

The world's shut down, honey
And I'm feelin' friskaaay
Uhhh, ahem...
But maybe we should watch the news
Yeah, that sounds good

One wild night when we
Could have been abstaining
Now we're gonna need a house that has more rooms!
For this Quarantine Babies
WHY??!!!

Quarantine Babies
Why?
Quarantine Babies
Why?
Quarantine Babies
Why?
Quarantine Babies
Why?
Quarantine Babies
Why???
Quarantine Babies
Hi
Aw, Quarantine Babies, hello!
Quarantine Babies
Why?
Oh, you're so cute you Quarantine Baby!
Quarantine Babies
Why???
Quarantine Babies
Why???
(Patience is a virtue)
(Patience is a virtue
(OK, nevermind)
Honey, he just spit up on me hand me a towel
There you go. You're all clean now

I just wanna sleep in
He just keeps on peein'
Quarantine Baby, why???
Quarantine Baby