It's the phone, get the phone, there's a phone call 
Fish it out, press the talk button right now 
Anytime, anywhere there's a phone call 
We will answer and start talking real loud 
In their odes to Joy and Jesus, do you think they once 
foresaw 
their pieces in our wireless devices 
All across the planet? Blah blah, blah blah, blah… 
Ah the strains of music all around 
Short little beeps cut through the din 
I've come to love that Motorola sound 
Not harpsichord or violin 
I know Ludwig would be so proud 
That "Fur Elise" could beep so loud 
Rossini too and Brahms and Bach 
And Mozart and Rachmaninoff inoff, enough 
Hold the fries- keep your eyes on the road somehow 
Pretty awkward to talk on the phone right now 
To the whims if the Cell Tower Gods I bow 
And I hope the local laws allow 
It's so crowded, you're so loud it's some deaf guy 
you're talking to 
All of us on this Hertz bus attempt to turn our backs 
to you 
You're impinging, see us cringing, dirty looks aimed at 
your head 
Not proud of it but I admit I wish your battery was 
dead