Well, I oughta be crying
Like a Whitley song
Yeah, I oughta be on a bender way you done me wrong
I was a little bit broken
For a minute or two
But I guess a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do
Since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back
I forgot you with a chicken enchilada
And a cold six pack
The only thing that's broke on me
I can blame on the price of gas
Since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back
Well, I oughta be calling
Tryna change your mind
Instead of scratching off tickets
With an ash tray dime
Well, I oughta go
Where you told me to go
But baby, hell don't sell my brand of smokes
Since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back
I forgot you with a chicken enchilada
And a cold six pack
The only thing that's broke on me
I can blame on the price of gas
Since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back, yeah
(Hey, you know they got the good chicken nuggets over there too)
(Aw, grab me some of that Bud Light. They got Lone Star, get me some of that too, would ya?)
(Lone Star?)
Yeah, since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back to the house
Back to the couch (back where?)
Back to not caring what you're doing right now (aw, hell nah)
Back to the guy I was before
Back to the Shell to buy 6 more
Since you've been gone
I've been to Shell and back (I wasn't gone but just for a minute)
I forgot you with a chicken enchilada
And a cold six pack
The only thing that's broke on me
I can blame on the price of gas
Since you've been gone
(Since you been gone)
I've been to Shell and back
I ain't going through hell, nah
I've been to Shell and back
(Aw, grab me one of them Slim Jims too)
