Crooked man Down a crooked mile Crooked backbone Crossed out smile Crooked cat Crooked mouse We live together in a crooked little house We're all fine We're all fine We fit together like worms on a line We're so good We're so nice We stick together like dirty horse flies Crooked eyes Crooked tooth Crooked mind Bending back the truth A crooked road On a crooked town Looking down at the crumbs on the ground We're all fine We're all fine We fit together like nickles on a dime We're so good We're so nice We talk the mumbo jumbo Greenwich Mean Time