Hazel's hips are a concert of contours and curves As she slips to and fro 'round the tables she serves I buy six meals a day in my favorite cafe 'Cause they see Hazel that way Hazel's eyes are divine and her hair is so fine Yeah but her hips bring the tips Hazel's hips have a rhythm so gently controlled That her trips to the kitchen are a joy to behold I love to just sit and gaze at the way Hazel sways When she's carrying trays Hazel's eyes are divine and her hair is so fine Yeah but those hips bring the tips Hazel takes me my soup, serves me my cup of tea And my heart flips to see Hazels's smiling at me" So I say "honey bunch can I have you for lunch?" But Hazel just gives me a hunch And says "don't hand me no line 'bout you think I'm so fine" 'Cause yes the tips Ooh Hazel's hips