I'm driving in my car And a man come on the radio He's tellin' me more and more 'Bout some useless information Tryin' to mess my 'magination When I'm watchin' my TV And a man come on to tell me How white my shirts can be But he can't be a man 'Cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me When I'm riding around the globe And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that And I'm tryin' to make some boy Baby, baby, baby, come back Can't y'see I'm on a losing streak When I'm riding around the globe And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that And I'm tryin' And I'm tryin'