Let us put man and woman together And see wich one is smarter Some say man, but I say no The women got the man like a puppet show It ain't me, it's the people that say The men are leadin' the women astray But I say, that the women today Are smarter than men in every way Well, that's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter Little boy sat down and cried An old man passin' asked him why, he said I can't do what the big boys do Old man sat down and he cried too Ain't me, it's the people that say The men are leadin' the women astray But I say, that the women today Are smarter than men in every way That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter That's right, the women are smarter Well that's right, the women are smarter Smarter than man in every way