Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events We dance the night away Underneath these foreign skies We've never been this happy In all of our lives Oh, the year was 1789 We found our promised land If it wasn't for old Captain Bligh We'd never leave these sands His [?] as hard as tempered steel He's a hard and bittered soul His hair's as white as white can be His heart's as black as coal Oh, I'm sick of punting breadfruit for the profit of our King If we never see Great Britain again, we sure won't miss a thing That's why we've met in secret and quietly we've planned And, as for good ol' Captain Bligh [?] Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events We'll dance the night away Underneath these foreign skies And we've never been this happy In all of our lives We found ourselves some pretty wives from the islands here abouts They're beautiful beyond compare and they love us sailor lads They're faithful to their sailor lads and no stealing, telling lies Our children, they will have brown skin and also have blue eyes Captain Bligh he's been set adrift down [?] [?] from our boat He's heading back to England but the ring can hardly float Mr Christian is our Captain now Our plot went just as planned We'll live in peace forever more And let the world be damned Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events We'll dance the night away Underneath these foreign skies And we've never been this happy In all of our lives Oh we watched the bounty burning From the shores of our fair Isle And our laughter, it grew silent And a tear replaced a smile Oh we'd never see old England But as the [?][?] hit the waves A cheer ran up [?] [?] (Horray!) We were no longer slaves Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events We'll dance the night away Underneath these foreign skies And we've never been this happy In all of our lives Oh, we're Pitcairn Island Ladies And we're Pitcairn Island Gents And we are the innocent victims Of a strange turn of events We'll dance the night away Underneath these foreign skies And we've never been this happy In all of our lives