I was in my bed a-sleepin' Hey, hey what a dream I was in my bed a-sleepin' Hey, hey what a dream Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama One with the big, wide screen She got great big eyes Little bitty feet Love the way she talks She talks so dog-gone sweet She my TV mama She got a big, wide screen Yes, every time she loves me You know that woman sure gonna make me scream (Go ahead, get it on now boys, play it awhile) (Aw, go ahead now, Alan) Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman Weighs about 200 pounds Well, she's a fine-lookin' woman Yes, she weighs just about 200 pounds Well, you oughta see me, baby When she makes my love come down She got eyes that shine like diamonds Teeth shine like pearls Yes, every time she loves me She loves me 'round the world She's my TV mama Yeah, she got a big, wide screen Every time my baby loves me You know that woman gonna make me scream (Aw, let's do it one more time now) I was in my bed a-sleeping Hey, hey, hey what a dream I was in my bed a-sleeping Hey, hey, hey what a dream, yeah Well, I was dreamin' 'bout my TV mama One with the big, wide screen