I don't believe this We've been friends for so long It's so hard to see You do this to me You came round asking just to mow the garden You're a clever guy Cause you did it for free It's funny You think I don’t already know What if I told you I'm watching you I've seen you two at the movies And in the late night jacuzzi's You're screwed and I'm done with you Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone I came home and your car was in the front yard I went to see What the fuck was going on And all knew I didn't ever think things could be so wrong You unzipped your flies And now I can't believe my eyes You think I don’t already know What if I told you I'm watching you I've seen you two at the movies And in the late night jacuzzi's You're screwed and I'm done with you Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone You did it to Steven and ethan Joey and nathan Josie and david Peter, john and mike Alison, alistair, monica mcallister Madison, harrison and the guy from saracens If so they don't already know What if I told you They all hate you I've told them about the movies And all the late night jacuzzi's You're screwed and I'm done with you Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone What if I told you I'm watching you I've seen you two at the movies And in the late night jacuzzi's You're screwed and I'm done with you Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone