Save me half of that sandwich Annie
I haven't eaten since 1995
It's a miracle I'm alive
Please spare my life with ham on white tonight

Well I'd do anything, anything
I'd do anything, anything

Maybe you could let go of those potato chips you're hiding in your drawer
What are you hiding for?

Well I'd do anything, anything
I'd do anything
Actually anything

I'd do anything, anything
I'd do anything, to the letter anything
I'd do anything, anything
I'd do anything
Faithfully, anything