She's starin' and the mood is right
Music's blarin' and the ladies are lookin' nice
I'm lookin' good and you know it too
So tell me why should I fuck with you

She's always callin', blowin' up my instant messenger
It's getting hot in here, I'm turning off the temperature
This club is crawling with exotic stripper leopard skirts
They got me feeling like I'm never having sex with her
(2x)

I will fuck you. I don't wanna fuck you
Where I took you (you sound so innocent)
I will suck you. You got me feeling so alive
I will suck you... in the sky!

I hope I showed ya, you no got to go slow motion
Hoping that she'd know there's disease
Even though she's bleedin', I'm leavin'
Heavy breathin'; there'll be no conceivin'
That's a rap, after the big nasty
Grab me and do the happy
Gone. Stop. This goes no further
You couldn't pay me to touch that traunch burger
What the fuck is a traunch burger?!

She's always callin', blowin' up my instant messenger
It's getting hot in here, I'm turning off the temperature
This club is crawling with exotic stripper leopard skirts
They got me feeling like I'm never having sex with her

I ain't never gonna fuck you!
This is true. Roses smell like poo-poo!
You say you love me; I bet that you do
But I will never ever [x29] fuck you!

I don't wanna have sex with this whore
(But she looks so sexy the way she moves)
I don't wanna have sex anymore
(Quit bein' a fucking prude)
I don't wanna have sex with this whore
(But dude, this bitch is hot!)
I don't wanna have sex anymore
(Just take another shot, or I'll beat the FUCK outta you)
Hahaha, haaaa, you son of a...

She's always callin', blowin' up my instant messenger
It's getting hot in here, I'm turning off the temperature
This club is crawling with exotic stripper leopard skirts
They got me feeling like I'm never having sex with her