Just pulled a sixty, so it's zero to sixty
'Cause it's two for one's here tonight
And I got a hankering for some Waylon and Hank
I wanna drink my thirsty ass dry
Here's the keys to my Lariat
Dust the dirt off these Ariats
I got my shit kickers on, just took a shot of Patron
I'm 'bout to cut a rug in this cowboy country club
I rolled right in here from work, that's why my name's on my shirt
I'm 'bout to wreck a check, juke box and long necks
Came to get rowdy all night long
Good Lawdy, have mercy, got my shit kickers on
Shit kickers on like I never wore 'em before
Shit kickers on from the farm to the dancehall floor
'Bout to be who I came here to be
I got my shit kickers on, can't say nothin' to me
No, you can't
Turn up some 80's, play some 90's greatest
Get her line dancing to Dwight (To Dwight)
Guitars and Cadillacs, yeah, Hillbilly dreamin' 'bout that
Firecracker blue eyes denim jeans
Starin' holes through the seams off my Levi it seems, I ain't leaving alone
Didn't come here to not knock the dust off the top
Of this neon American honky tonk dream
I got my shit kickers on, just took a shot of Patron
I'm 'bout to cut a rug in this cowboy country club
I rolled right in here from work, that's why my name's on my shirt
I'm 'bout to wreck a check, juke box and long necks
Came to get rowdy all night long
Good Lawdy, have mercy, got my shit kickers on
Shit kickers on like I never wore 'em before
Shit kickers on from the farm to the dancehall floor
'Bout to be who I came here to be
I got my shit kickers on, can't say nothin' to me
No, you can't
Here's the keys to my Lariat
Dust the dirt off these Ariats
I got my shit kickers on, just took a shot of Patron
I'm 'bout to cut a rug in this cowboy country club
I rolled right in here from work, that's why my name's on my shirt
I'm 'bout to wreck a check, juke box and long necks
Came to get rowdy all night long
Good Lawdy, have mercy, got my shit kickers on
Shit kickers on like I never wore 'em before
Shit kickers on from the farm to the dancehall floor
'Bout to be who I came here to be
I got my shit kickers on, can't say nothin' to me
No, no you can't
No, you can't
