Went to my family doctor 
For a pain inside my head 
Told him that since you left me 
I was feelin' like just about dead 
Doctor, what can you give me 
And should I take one or two 
Can you tell me just what it's gonna do 
Will it save me from what I'm goin' through 
Will it ease the pain 
Will it ease the pain 
Will it help to pacify my brain 
He told me not to worry 
He said to come back next week 
He asked me for a picture 
Of the girl who made me lose my sleep 
Well, all week long I suffered 
Didn't know what to do 
But went back to him when the week was 
Through 
And he gave me an artificial you 
And it eased the pain 
Yes, it eased the pain 
It completely satisfied my brain.