Gimme the mic cause i'm taking my life
In an unexpected new direction
I could care less about your breasts
Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention
I'm the same as i used to be
But i'm doing my best to make a good impression
I don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long
In this condition
Did you know that i'm your biggest fan?
I just wanna thank you for the add
Can i introduce you to my dad
Stop
Cause i'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way i seem
Cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
Cause i'm a dead man
Or the way i seem
Cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly
I'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview
I'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention, tell you i'm cool
I don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long
In this condition
Cause i'm feeling like a dead man or the way i seem
Cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
Cause i'm a dead man or the way i seem
Cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly
