Well, I won 2 dollars on a scratch-off ticket So I went back to the counter and I bought 2 more with it And I won 10 bucks and that was just right So, I bought a six pack and a bag of ice You know even if our ship came in and this is all we got It ain’t like we really need a million dollar yacht, 'cause We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We’re near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank We’re laughing all the way to the river bank Still, can you imagine if we ever struck it I’d go shoot tequila, take a lime and suck it And we’d tell our bosses they can do the same We’ll find a big cruise ship and buy the whole dang thing We’d sail around the world and go to shore in a dingy But till that dream comes true why don’t you grab your bikini 'cause We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We’re near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank We’re laughing all the way to the river bank However it goes (whatever happens), We’ve got it made (in these shades) 'Cause baby we can float (behind this boat) We can ride away We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We’re near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank We’re laughing all the way to the river bank We got an inner tube We got a trailer hitch We’re near the river and far from rich But we have got each other and gas in the tank And it's a beautiful day. We’re laughing all the way To the river bank