Darling I've been standing here just watching you all night And I think I've even caught you watching me a couple times. If I don't ask I'll never know This may sound dumb but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither I'm glad that we agree Believe me that's a big relief Well this place is awful crowded And this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat? Me neither It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast I was only checking that's the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow You and I should take this slow Darling tell me would you like to dance? Me neither I's just being polite Thank goodness my feet are much too tired I'm sure your tired too I can see an empty booth Would you like to maybe sit and talk awhile? Me neither We'd never get along I'm thinking there's no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time And I'm running out of lines Don't you think it's time for me to end this song? Me neither (Ah here we go!) (Ah yeah!)