'Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The light from the Christmas tree bulbs blew and went out
On the Mile to McNichols, we Drug Zonin' it out
For life, every New Year, and all through them droughts
My own peoples wouldn't sell me nine-tenths of an ounce
Of the shiniest bricks and the bud glew in the dark
So limey and sticky, you couldn't pull 'em apart
My guy let me know where he lived, on Bulwer
Through the side door, we broke in the crib with full force
A silencer, scope, and an inf when the dog barked
The silence was broken, we set the alarm off
His wife dialed 9-1-bong, the call dropped
That's right when he reached and he pumped the sawed-off
By the time he could hold it, them guns was in his face
And the climax was broke when he showed me to the safe
