You better lose her She's a loser Lose her before You lose your mind Get a minute and you'll find She's the aggravating kind Just lose her Leave her far behind You meet a girl And she's looking good Stop the world like A real man should Just think right She'll put you down (Let's go to the Swingingest club in town) So, uh, after the club You take her home Folks are out And you're all alone She whispers Oh, so tenderly (You get no kisses Till you marry me) So after the wedding You are settled down With lots of in-laws Hanging all round And every day She'll so softly say (You don't love me anymore) (You never tell me you love me anymore) (You're nothing but a no good alley cat) You better lose her She's a loser Lose her before You lose your mind