Teddy the red-nosed senator Had a very shiny car And if you ever saw it You were probably at a bar. All of the other senators Wondered how he got his dames They thought he drank too many To play in any bedroom games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: "Teddy with your nose so red, Won't you help me guide my sled?" That's how the police found them Wrapped around a maple tree Teddy the red-nosed senator He's a drunken S.O.B.