C G The silicon chip inside her headF G Gets switched to overloadC G And nobody's gonna go to school today,F G She's gonna make them stay at home,Am G And daddy doesn't understand it,C F He always said she was good as gold,F And he can see no reasonsF Cos there are no reasonsF G What reason do you need to be shownC G Tell me why I don't like mondays,F G Tell me why I don't like mondays,C G Tell me why I don't like mondays,F G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ootNC C The whole day down.C G The Telex machine is kept so cleanF G And it types to a waiting world,C And Mother feels so shockedG Father's world is rocked,F And their thoughts turn toG Their own little girl.Am G Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,C F No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,F They can see no reasonsF Cos there are no reasonsF G What reasons do you needC G Tell me why I don't like mondaysF G Tell me why I don't like mondaysC G Tell me why I don't like mondaysF G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ootNC Am F The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down...C G And all the playing's stopped in the playground nowF G She wants to play with her toys a while,C G And school's out early and soon we'll be learningF G And the lesson today is how to die.Am And then the bullhorn crackles,G And the captain tackles,C F With the problems and the how's and why'sF And he can see no reasonsF Cos there are no reasonsF G what reason do you need to dieC G Tell me why I don't like mondaysF G Tell me why I don't like mondaysC G Tell me why I don't like mondaysF G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - ootNC C The whole day down.