I'm fucking
Sick of this shit, but I can't say no!
Ass-first down chimneys I'm a hoe hoe hoe
When I bake my rum cake: its more rum than cake
'Cause it helps me forget that my identity's fake
Pissed off! cause parents make me part of the lie
I'm their tool, I'm a bribe and I don't know why
Here we go again, you better be a good boy
Better be polite or you won't get that toy!
(Greed, your greed makes you good)
Good, don't come from within, well than maybe it should
Let's go motherfucker, let's go motherfucker
Got 1.8 million homes to cover
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
"Theres a note on your back"
Man, fuck those elves
Jingle jingle motherfucker, jingle jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort, cocksucker
I ride all night with deer shit hitting my face
What happens when they grow up and learn the truth?
Santa ain't real, there goes your childhood
You can always buy people shit to show that you care
Even if it's just a tie or some underwear
Use more glitter, use more plastic, use more paper to wrap
Even the north fucking pole is polluted with your crap
Them elves have spoken, they can't work for free
Damn right, that shit is legit slavery
(Greed, your greed makes you good)
Good, don't come from within, well than maybe it should
Let's go motherfucker, let's go motherfucker
Got 1.8 million homes to cover
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
"Who drank all the beer?"
Man, fuck those elves
Jingle jingle motherfucker, jingle jingle motherfucker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort, cocksucker
I ride all night with deer shit hitting my face
All the way from north pole to your stupid fireplace
Fuck it, I'm done I'm giving to those in need
I quit, I can be better, I can finally be free
Give to those who need it and I'll stop talking
Do it, or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking!
Do it or Ill be back to take a shit in your stalking!
Do it, or Ill be back to take a shit in your stalking!
