A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
The pirate says
Arr! It's driving me nuts.
Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain King.
I got the I patch
Tri hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you're limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC it's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like arr arr
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I'm a motherfucking pirate!
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me
