I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the sexy stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun In a luminous day-glo shade Walk into a bar and I'll have it made 'Cause if that's all it takes; a double processed blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Be a platinum blonde Yeah I even tried wearing a wig for a while It was the right colour, but not the right style Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply See ya later I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the sexy stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun Now if you need me on Sunday and you look twice and see That platinum blonde is gonna be me In a double processed luminous day-glo shade When I get this colour I'll have it made in the shade Oh, I hope I'm OK I wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta I gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I'll hit the bottle baby