Down in Atlanta at the razor ball : even at the razor ball Sluefoot Mose and crosseyed Joe : didn't go in at all Big crap game in the hall : started in to fight Joe got drunk that wasn't all : went and turn out the lights And that *matcher* Charlie : shot his automatic twins Charlie grabbed his girl : and he *crow forked* in Playing baseball and football : and don't get enough Playing baseball and football : and strutting the stuff Mighty big chief : shot his automatic twin The high sheriff took the couple : and doublecross ten Put you lights on calico : and fight it for game Put me at the head of the list : and don't forget to call my name