I ain't got no dental floss Never seen an albatross Never been to Waikiki Been as poor as poor can be Get my clothes at Goodwill stores Never do have to lock my doors I ain't got no doors to lock But that's alright with me Can't pay my dues in one lump sum Tweedle de-de, tweedle de-dum Cause you don't think I seen enough bad times to qualify I don't get no 'lectric bills Think too much but thinkin' fills The lonely days and lonely nights Never seems no love around The seasons come the seasons go The cards they fall the dice they roll Wish somebody'd come and roll my stone away Turn around and now is then I wonder why I wonder when Guess I shouldn't worry guess I shouldn't worry so I ain't got no bankin' plan Wake up with a shaking hand Wish I could I know I can go on The games you play don't bother me I only know what I can see And I can see that I'll be gone a long time I ain't got no dental floss Never seen an albatross Never been to Waikiki Been as poor as poor can be Get my clothes at Goodwill stores Never do have to lock my doors I ain't got no doors to lock But that's alright with me