It seems like years ago 
That the headlines read: 
Lord Lucan is missing (2x) 

Lord Lucan is missing (4x) 

Fleet Street looked everywhere 
And the police did too 
Lord Lucan is missing (2x) 

Repeat Chorus 

Miss him at the Clearmont Club 
Or in The South of France 
Playing on the roulette wheel 
In another game of chance 

Lord Lucan is missing (2x) 

Repeat Chorus